Maybe you are just like me.
Maybe you read while you brush your teeth.
Or maybe your neckhair prickles in irritation when you read “they” latched to a singular verb or antecedent, as some kind but misguided verbacist attempts to avoid using “he” as a universal, generic pronoun.
Prickle not. The tides are turning, cousin.
The “he” to “she” pronoun ratio in publications has sunk from 4.5:1 all the way down to 2:1!!!!!
Just use “she,” people. Or if you must use “they,” please remember to make the verb plural! Get that ratio to 1:1.
Do it for the children.