You, like me, were wondering. Every night, the salty breezes blowing across the bow of your yacht. Wondering while savoring the peaty elmish notes of scotch.
Scratching your chin stubble and wondering.
What’s the best way to relive the Iraq War?
Through Rachel Maddow’s and Errol Morris’s investigative cinematic journalism?
Through dinner parties where everyone comes dressed as their favorite CNN hologram?
Through nightmares of Abu Graib?
Man. What a bummer. Except for the hologram.
Thinker for Hire, are CNN holograms the only answer?! They CAN’T BE?!?!